Gloom, despair, and agony on me
Deep, dark depression, excessive misery
If it weren’t for bad luck, I’d have no luck at all
Gloom, despair, and agony on me*
Finally a philosophy, an attitude, a culture and a website especially for all of us on the broad and spacious leading to ordinary (not that there’s anything wrong with that). It’s called Despair, Inc. Check it out. Here’s a taste of the incredible array of goodies you, too, may be able to own thanks to Despair, Inc:
Wish I’d thought to turn it into a living instead of living in it.
Death is highly underrated. Why else would self-described “Christian soldiers,” those fiercely entrenched in their beliefs, those of the rapture loving, Left-Behind fearing, born-again, homo-phobic, Elizabeth Hasselback Stepford wife Republican variety, postpone the grand reward of eternity in heaven to “be with the Lord” without a breast, or a jaw, endure excruciating pain and suffering while desperately seeking out every extraordinary life sustaining remedy, procedure and equipment modern medical technology and science has to offer for a mere three to five more years here on earth, heaven’s ersatz waiting room?
Probably more concrete and certain to stick with the devil you know. You know?
*GLOOM, DESPAIR AND AGONY ON ME | From the TV Show “Hee-Haw” (1969 -1992) | Buck Owens & Roy Clark
